It's hard to believe that i've only been home one month! Seems like forever so now that all is fixed sorta, stude herd is trimed sorta, Ol Snort is running sorta, Ol Gringo is ready to come to shop sorta, and i've met my parentals sorta.
And i've finished my application for government assistance due to the fact that i am so anti-social and not fit for human companionship. I have devloped a syndrome that is untreatable and can never be part of normal society. Unless i consume various alcoholic and herbal treatments which are not produced in generic form. Therfore due to this extreme condition i belive i qualify for a monthly support check of $3,000 to maintain society funkonalitization. This of course is above my retirement and S/S payments which are hardly adaqaute to maintain my syndronic lifestyle in comfort. Since it is in process and i've been rejected as a volunter at the local animal shelter due to a past history of minor cat and dog consumption.
I'm bored sorta.
So when number 1 son said "dude you need to get outa da house" go to Washington and other places with me. I said sorta maybe sure i'll go. So i broke out my northwest, soouth west, and in between west shorts shirts and hats. Packed three suitcase's a duffel, computer, camera bag, artic gear, and 39 fiber bars. And sent off the confirmation e-mail.
"Dude i'm ready" where's my car
So to all my fans out there who wait dilligently for my latest missive, check back often i'll update the journey as i can. For those of you who just can't wait for an sman fix there's always e-mail.
2 comments:
I hope Washington State is ready for you and your son. Have a good time stay out of trouble ( I know that is not fun) and stay safe. Love sis
Pls do not weare that thing on your head when you go on the road be safe take care of my son.
Jennifer
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