As number one son and solid citizen (temp condition) get started on the sand to sea road trip on the speed trap highway and roll north by north west with some slight turns to the east. Fizz water, rasberries, and fiber bars along with 100 calorie snacks keep us on the drop the lard trail as we strive to maintain our quest to be thrown out of the chunky monkey club. Only forty pounds to go on that one. Comments from non-believers and scoffers have been deleted due to foul and nonsensitive content.
As we reach the Bryce cannon area we get a break form the endless sand, brush and winding roads. As we stop for a short visit at Johnson Caves to cool off and get a dose of LDS history. Then on onto the night to SLC,Utah and a hotel filled with noisy biters who hogged the hot tub and pool. Leaving only little rare glimpses of thier mommies in swim wear. Life just isn't always fair but skin peeking denial is just not right.
We are rewarded with an early morning view of the Niagra of the west. At Twin Falls, Idaho complete with misty waters and a rainbow. What more can you ask for.
Well i'll tell you sports fans, it just got better and better! As i was leaving the falls i was surrounded by locals. Whom offered me a once in a life time chance. For only $20.00 i was inducted into a rare indian tribe, complete with headgear. I am now a member of the Makeanassofme tribe. How good is that? If any of you out there would like to join or nominate someone as an honorary memeber i sure i can arrange it.Well all night falls and morning here comes in the morning so i have to get out of my tribal gear and hit the blanket. More to come, which i'm sure your all going to wait by the com for.
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Sounds like a lot of fun !, I am home from AZ, and glad to be back in my nest. Uncle Harold ended up in the hospital on Thurs., evening, the day I arrived, I will write more later. Love Sis
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