Thursday, June 12, 2008

The smartest man on Guam


Every night i and a major portion of the 170,00 residents of Guam. Jump in our guzzle mobiles and rush onto the main highway for home. Russian roulette at it's best, as Guam is know as the red light runner capitol of the world. And it is often safer to join in than it is to apply brakes, because the guy behind usually has his mind made up about what he's going to do. "run that light" Which also becomes the number two fame item rear end collisions.

Then theirs that gas price thing now at $4.69 a gallon maybe more in the morning. Keeping your tank full can defiantly be a cost savings.

On my way home i often see the smartest man on Guam. He has moved up too the modern times while the rest of us continue to blindly rush to and fro paying little heed to whats worth seeing along the way and throwing endless amounts of money to Ahab the Arab. This guy just cruses on and does it with natural air and uses no gas.




5 comments:

Brie Heimlich said...

I need to get one of those! Might take longer to get to work but will save me some gas money!

Anonymous said...

Good thinking! Then again, I'd hate to take that thing through emissions....

Anonymous said...

it's a good deal all around, he lets it graze along the highway so it gets fee eats.

And he could put all the manure into a drum and let it create methane gas, then use the gas for powering a small generator to power his lights.
then recycle the manure into his ground and grow vegatables, with which he could feed himself and use the left overs to feed his pigs. which he could eat or sell on the market. And also produce more manure for his methane producer.

Anonymous said...

well , i guess you could trade OLD Snort for one. Studebaker Club would love to see you at the next MEETING. Your just not parking that thing next to my truck.

Anonymous said...

Nah Ol Snort is a gas mizer. Rojo maybe.